“Write a page long exchange between two very different people; no setting. Write only what they say, no setting, internal thinking, descriptions or actions.”
A little shipper fan fic for you today – totally sfw
“Penny…Penny…Penny…”
“Sheldon! It’s three o’clock in the morning!”
“Oh, good! You’re using the clock I got for you! I was afraid that because of when you came to dinner last night there was some difficulty with it.”
“No…No difficulty. My cell phone has a clock on it and works fine too you know.”
“I’m very happy to hear that. I was wondering because you didn’t answer it when I tried you an hour ago.”
“That’s because I was sleeping, Sheldon.”
“Oh…Well, so was I until an hour and five minutes ago.”
“What are you doing here, Sheldon?”
“I need you to wake Leonard. And then we need a ride.”
“At 3 in the morning.”
“Well, ideally at 2 in the morning, but since you didn’t answer your phone…”
“Sheldon! Why do you need a ride at 3 in the morning?”
“Oh, well…Amy’s water broke.”
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