Out With The Old “Mikey, I said no more cookies,” Mary Davies called out to her son, who was in the kitchen, ostensibly to get the wine glasses for the table. “Um … Sorry!” drifted back through the swinging door. “Were those sleigh bells I heard in there,” […]
On the second day of Fic-mas, these writers are strange; they give us Krampus and he’s not deranged …
Look, Ma; No Cavities “Maybe just try to embrace it this year, man,” he said, stroking his beard, thoughtfully. “Look, Nick, I appreciate what you’re tryin’ to do here, but c’mon. There’s no universe in which this doesn’t suck. His friend stifled a chuckle. “You had a choice […]
House Edge “Remember the stakes,” the dealer cautioned when he saw the gleam in the current player’s eyes. “Loser is pranking Heaven. Don’t lose sight of that.” The demon in question just tipped him a wink. “I’ll see that gold, and raise you three,” he grinned. It was […]
For The Velvet Dark.